It was then that the black and grey laptop laughed its processor right out of its socket.
“Run that program? Are you mad?”
What does this inspire in you?
Here’s some questions to ask yourself:
Why is it laughing at the idea of running that program? Is it underpowered or overpowered for the job? Is it just an affront to its AI pride?
How has it attained sentience?
Does it wish for a different (possibly more humanoid) shape?
Is it secretly some sort of spy, planted to turn us all into…something disastrous? If so, is it good at acting, or is it like GLaDOS from the Portal series — 900% creepy nearly all the time?
I confess, it’s weird. But you might have fun. :D