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Poem: Cash, Bridges, and Elusive Goodies

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(c) 12 Nov 2013 Windy Johansen

I just wrote this. I don’t know what it is, other than unabashedly silly. :D No, I don’t know what the sword is doing on the bridge (other than following the Rule of Funny). (TvTropes link alert! It will eat entire hours of your day. And you may not care, lol.) Maybe it’s one of those sentient swords and it just liked the view or something. lol (Of course, I then wonder how it got up there, and I have no idea.)
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Cash, Bridges, and Elusive Goodies

a secret bridge
I searched for it,
but it’s not there
(I needed that sword)

a secret cave
it was right there
then it was gone
(I needed that ore)

I made a map
this is so annoying

an obvious pitfall
why is this here
did you really expect me
to fall for that?

I gave you my cash
your game is frustrating

catch the bear, save the princess
keep the hide, catch the daylight
before the mad troll sees you
and you have to respawn again

(c) 12 Dec 2013 Windy Johansen

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I am the owner and blogger on this site. Hi! :D I like sparkles, sweets, and being nice. But I also laugh at snarky things. So I'm a work in progress.
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2 Responses to Poem: Cash, Bridges, and Elusive Goodies

  1. sophiebowns says:

    Hello, I loved reading your poem (as I am useless at writing poetry myself!)

  2. kungphoo says:

    Poems usually come from the within.. this was very nice!

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